Dinner Times

Around here dinner times are always rather entertaining. The kids all have rather warped senses of humour, and the jokes tend to fly.
Cody: Why did it take so long for the blonde to dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Or he has some rather random statements sprouting forth:
Trees only attack in self-defense. Drive safely.
I was born without the fear gene.
No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.

A guy walks into a bar. Another guy says if you drink this drink, you'll be able to fly out the window (which is 50 foot high) and whoosh back in again. Look, I'll show you. So he jumps out the window, and drops, 10 feet, 20 feet, 30 feet, 40 feet, and then whooshes back in again. Cool the other guy thinks, and decides to give it a try. He drinks the drink and jumps out the window. He falls 10 feet, 20 feet, 30 feet, 40 feet and splats on the pavement. The bartender says to the first guy, you're a mean drunk, Superman!!

The comments and jokes love to fly, and of course Travis also has to join in. His favourite joke is:

Travis: Dad, will you remember me tonight?
Dad: Of course Travis.
Travis: Dad, will you remember me tomorrow?
Dad: Of course Travis
Travis: Dad, will you remember me next week?
Dad: Travis, I'll never forget you.
Travis: Dad, will you remember me next year?
Dad: (getting a little impatient) Travis, I love you, and will always remember you!!!!
Travis: Knock, Knock
Dad: Who's there?
Travis: Ha Ha You didn't remember me!!!